NEW YORK - The 2022 NFL Schedule is reportedly “about to bust” and reveal itself, after a week-long tease for fans of the league has led it to the point of no return, sources tell End of the Bench.
“I don’t know how much longer I can last [until the reveal] honestly, I feel like I am about to just explode matchups everywhere,” the 2022 NFL schedule said when reached for comment. “I’m getting older, and I don’t have as much stamina since we started experimenting [with the week-long reveal] like this, I just can’t last as long as I used to.”
League Commissioner Roger Goodell, however, is much more confident the organization’s annual schedule of games and events is up to the task, urging fans to “just wait a little longer for daddy.”
“Oh yeah? You don’t like when we release only one game at a time?” Goodell said. “Tell me what else you don’t like; I’ve been a naughty commissioner…”
Sources tell End of the Bench that the league expects to climax around 7:20 ET this evening, only on NBC.